bonjour! meiling the fortune teller is BACK(: arent you excited! i can see yall clapping your hands in excitement now, right now! as you take your time to calm down and prepare yourself for yet another peek into the yourselves, let me share with you some animal facts(:

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
Polar bears are left handed.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
Starfish don't have brains.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.
The turkey was wrongly named after what was thought to be it's country of origin.
Crocodiles swallow stones to help them dive deeper.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A group of crows is called a murder.
Male lions can sleep for up to 20 hours a day.
Snakes have one lung.
99% of all animal species that ever lived on Earth are now extinct.
Lobsters have pale blue blood.
Eels have two hearts.
In Lebanon it's legal to have animal sex, but only with female animals. Animal sex with males is a capital crime.
A jellyfish is 95 percent water.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
A cat's urine glows under a black light.

alright! now, have you ever wonder who you would have been if you are not youuu? have you ever had this urge to find out what animal is within youuu? come on, let meiling reveal your inner beast! :D

the animal in...
caroline: FOX
joanna: CHIHUAHUA
jenzi: HAMSTER
elizabeth: ROOSTER
hilary: GOOSE
jinyao: COW
jin-faye: PEACOCK
charis: GIRAFFE
christabel: HIPPOPOTAMUS
nicole: FROG
yiwei: SHEEP
joy: DONKEY
peilih: HORSE
pamela: TORTOISE
georgina: GORILLA
meiling: HUMAAAAN
melong: HEDGEHOG
natalie: BEE
rachel: KITTEN
samrae: CAMEL
jemima: GEMSBOK
iris: OSTRICH
kelly: CHIPMUNK
samtan: OWL
huifang: ASS
alina: BEAR
deborah: MOSQUITO
hsinfang: GILA MONSTER
chenyi: SKUNK
melwee: DUCK
laiweng: COCKROACH
chengxin: CROW

free the animals in you! dont hesitate to behave like who you are deeeeep inside!
credits to the lovely fortune teller and dont forget me when you evolved into whichever animal you are! i've always known our class is unique:D stay tuned for the next episode of- DISCOVER!

anywayyy, back to reality, *SNAP SNAP*. who is in for an outing on 4th june? one possibility is that sentosa! since june hols is like mugging period, yall definitely need to destress right! if we have at least one third of the class, we can go on with this ideaaaa! if not, D: its the last year, last year, last year! HOHO free ice-cream for the first and tenth person to guess why is it FOURTH OF JUNE! :DD come on, come on!