This is what we want our ideal classroom to be like! Firstly, we should do away with all the tables and chairs. Instead, we would have beds in place of the tables and chairs. The beds would allow us to lie down comfortably and listen to lessons. This would also let us not have the idea of ponning class anymore, because why would we want to pon when we have beds to lie on? Then, we would place a notice outside the classroom:

Class B Ward (with occasional aircon)
32 Beds
Duty overall: Mr K.X.Y.
病况: Mental Degradation, DongBang-culosis (HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS)
Beware: Enter At Your Own Risk

Next, we would really enjoy having a carpetted floor, so we can take off our shoes. Also, there can be a few vacuum cleaners in the classroom for us to clean the carpet floor. The size of the classroom will be that of our current classroom times 4. Everyone will have a laptop. Teachers will all be provided with a microphone and a podium to elevate themselves.

Other issues:
5 x 3m Dong Bang wallpaper to keep the patients happy.
Automated whiteboard eraser so that we don't have to do duty.
Adopt the China classroom chalkboards - the pull up pull down one, for the vertically-challenged.
Hire a maid so that we can have more time to do our homework.
Install a water cooler in the classroom so that we don't have to walk.
Install a toilet so that people like Kelly don't have to miss a lot of lessons. Sound-proof the doors as well, in case of unwelcomed sound effects. Place a TV wired to a camera outside in the toilet for the user to continue listening to lessons.
Bed straps to prevent people like Rachel from vibrating off the bed, especially during CME.
Place i-Gallop, i-Squeeze, U-Zap, U-Pa Pa, and other OSIM massager products in the classroom. We would have to prebook in one month's notice the time slots for the usage of those products. Only available during more important lessons eg CME, IH.
Put Nintendo Wii, Sony Playstation 3, PSPs, Nintendo DSs, DDR, Daytona, Time Crisis, the Basketball shooting game in class. Do away with PE, because the Wii can take over Ms Sabrina. Imagine playing tennis with Mario on your bed, boxing a weird distorted face, hit a hole-in-one, bowl a twelve bagger etc. The possibilities are endless!
酒吧, to provide us with an endless supply of Sprite, Ribena, Milo, Anything, Whatever, Absolut Vodka, Beer, Wine etc. (No Coke because it is too unhealthy.)
Sofas will also be included, in case we lie down for too long and need to sit.
Surround sound system for better sound quality when watching movies.
HD visual effects for better viewing.
Hire the Asian Delight Auntie to provide us with food at all times. Dig a tunnel for her from the canteen to our classroom.

In conclusion, our current classroom is far from our ideal, besides the fact that we all have a seat. We would all be able to stay overnight in class, so it actually turns into a boarding classroom. This ideal classroom would only be available for Secondary 406 students. This would surely be an incentive for students to try to get into this lucrative class!

Example scenario-
Student Hen: Eh do you think I got too high?
Student Min: Hah how much did you get?
Student Hen: I got 62% leh. Is it too high?
Student Min: I dunno.. Do you know that Yee got 60%??
Student Yee: Hah collect (correct) lor! Happy man! I sure get into 406 one!!
Student Hen: Eh.. I scared I cannot get in lar! How ar?
Student Min: (After checking her results) I GOT INTO 406!! I GOT 59.999%!!
Student Hen: Aiya I cannot get in already lar *cries*

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