HI MR LOW!

Here's some commonly misspelled words. We Googled. Spot the error! No cookie dough.

Man Arrested for Possession of Heroine
In Pittsburgh they manufacture iron and steal
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects (what did we learn in Bio??)
During peek season the beach is covered with hundreds of bikini-clad beauties (what are you thinking...???)
Every morning my father takes exercises to strengthen his abominable muscles
Full coarse meals
He has a big biusness
I have allot of candy
I have horrible righting techniques
I wrote a book befour
I will fight with all my mite(s) (HAHAHAHA I WILL FIGHT YOU BACK WITH ALL MY FLEAS!)
This mourning I woke up sleepy
The little girl was very prettie
I can not tie my shoe! (Don't you tie your shoe laces instead..?!)
You coud do this!
I will embaras you!
Many penguins live in the Artic
“Sarah, remember to help Davis with his arithematic.”
Justin Time is a villian
“I am wierd,” I said.


Some other food for thought:
“Where’s my pants?” Tom asked briefly.
“Word of mouth has it that silence is golden.”
Is it okay to listen to AM radio after noon?
Apronym for DIET: Don’t Ingest Edible Things
Yard sign misprint: “Garbage sale, every Saturday”


More food for you:
Did you ever wonder why funeral starts with the word fun?
Isn’t dogma a bitch?
What are you vacating when you go on vacation?
Wouldn’t it be more accurate to call a fireman a waterman?
Is a precaution something you get before a caution?
Isn’t kidnapping normal in kindergartens?
Are overjoyed people too happy?
How come lipstick doesn’t do what it says?
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If somebody is armed to the teeth, does he have a neck?
How come you are still sitting after you sat.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Why do caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Why does worthless mean the opposite of priceless?
Why are the bigheaded usually also small-minded?
If you are assassinated instead of just murdered, are you important?
Would you rather have your bank account frozen, liquidated, or evaporated?
What does it mean when the odds are even against you?

There's too many to list. So here's the website if you're interested! http://www.jimwegryn.com/Words/Words.htm


The Chaos. (MUST READ!)
http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/chaos.html
English Language's Most Misspelled Words' List. (Try reading out loud-.-)
http://www.thespoof.com/magazine/index.cfm?eID=1591


Thank you Google.

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